Challenge: Haunted Boat

[Beenjammin]

A famous psychic is live in a TV studio in front of a group of people who have all had experiences with the supernatural. "Who here has seen a ghost?" he askes the assembled crowd. Everyone puts up their hands.


He then asks: "Who here has spoken with a ghost?"
Half the audience puts up their hands.

"Amazing! Let me go further: who here has touched a ghost?" Ten percent of the crowd puts up their hands.

"Wow!" he says."Now, Is there anyone here who here has made love with a ghost?" One scruffy little old guy in the back row puts up his hand...

The spotlight swings onto the old guy and the cameras focus in on him as the psychic runs excitedly up the theatre steps. "Sir! This must be a world first! Do you mean to tell me that you have made love with a ghost?"
The fellow cups his hand to his ear and crackles: "Eh? What?? Ghost??? Aw nah sorry, I thought you said 'goat'."

[capn_billl]

ANyone have a haunted boat for sale I'll buy it.

[Jetexas]

Originally Posted by capn_billl

ANyone have a haunted boat for sale I'll buy it.

Oddly enough, there's apparently quite a market for haunted items. Just search "haunted" on eBay, and you'll see what I mean.

[Deck Scrubber]

I'm going to check ebay out.

[Jinxy]

Wow, you are right. Over 26000 items for sale when you search haunted on ebay.

[dirtydon]

if you have someone do the fung shui thing and you move the boat then does it do the reverse???bring on bad juju???