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Old 03-12-2012, 17:45   #196
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Re: "What make the perfect boat woman...perfect"

Bash-I think you and me do the same thing, we just call it different names. That you live in a commune and I live in a old traditional world makes no difference when we are afloat. We still get the job done.
And BTW- I am sorry if I hurt feelings when I stated the thread was doomed. What I meant was the original purpose of the tread, that of finding the ultimate perfection of a sailing woman, was doomed because of the differences everyone had about what constituted such a woman.
My perfect woman does something not even mentioned yet. She lets me type while looking at a computer screen for some undetermined length of time...
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Old 03-12-2012, 18:41   #197
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Bash-I think you and me do the same thing, we just call it different names. That you live in a commune and I live in a old traditional world makes no difference when we are afloat. We still get the job done.
That's funny! I'm going to tell Wonderblond that you think we live in a commune... just as soon as she gets dinner on the table.

(Okay, Bash can joke too.)
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Old 19-12-2012, 16:51   #198
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Just re reading.. OV is right next to PV if you have big fingers...

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Old 19-12-2012, 18:04   #199
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Re: "What make the perfect boat woman...perfect"

At last I've found the perfect thread!! Now I can tell all about a lady that sails, stands watch, cooks scrumptious stuff, never pesters, sees beauty even when it rains, and loves fishing. She's also hot. Well, hot as in grandmother hot. Course I'm a grandfather so she's apples in my eyes.

No seriously this gal is a legend. She helped build our boat while having two babies, then raised them afloat, educating them along the way. I kid you not.

Introducing Mastermate Jude.


I get asked time and again, how do I get my lady to sail with me. I've my own thoughts on that. Just ask.

BTW: she's published a book. Practical Boat Bits and Tips - encapsulating all her clever ideas on managing a small ship.
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Old 19-12-2012, 18:35   #200
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Sense of adventure, fun, friendly, laid back, and not materialistic.

Also likes to fish in a bikini.

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Old 20-12-2012, 01:08   #201
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Sam may like to fish in a Bikini (yuck, fish slime down her wantables would put me off)
Here's a video of my lady in a wet T-shirt pulling in a feisty Dorado, Mahi Mahi, Dolphin fish, call it what you like.. Proves Jude was hot, Oops! Make that still is.
PS: Old technology in action.
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Old 20-12-2012, 01:27   #202
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Great Vid there, and tell Jude that i fancy her more than Sam.

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Old 20-12-2012, 01:32   #203
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Sam may like to fish in a Bikini (yuck, fish slime down her wantables would put me off)
Here's a video of my lady in a wet T-shirt pulling in a feisty Dorado, Mahi Mahi, Dolphin fish, call it what you like.. Proves Jude was hot, Oops! Make that still is.
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Yes she is.

Unfortunately soon will not be able to catch any fish in the Coral Sea according to the Australian Environment Minister. Great area but not during cyclone season.
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Old 20-12-2012, 01:45   #204
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Sam may like to fish in a Bikini (yuck, fish slime down her wantables would put me off)
Here's a video of my lady in a wet T-shirt pulling in a feisty Dorado, Mahi Mahi, Dolphin fish, call it what you like.. Proves Jude was hot, Oops! Make that still is.
PS: Old technology in action.
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Thanks for the memories of the Coral sea in the '80s
A time when Qld was the place to be!
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Old 20-12-2012, 15:21   #205
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Sam may like to fish in a Bikini (yuck, fish slime down her wantables would put me off)
Here's a video of my lady in a wet T-shirt pulling in a feisty Dorado, Mahi Mahi, Dolphin fish, call it what you like.. Proves Jude was hot, Oops! Make that still is.
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You are definitely blessed and Sam is no comparison.

Sam OTOH, while likely not the marrying kind is a great fishing buddy. I mean you can tell by the way she holds a rod and all...
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Touchy feely sentiments? Stuff that . What on earth makes you think that is what women want? You men have got it completely wrong.

The perfect boat man is positive, enthusiastic and loves the idea of sailing around with no real destination in mind. Someone with superb physique who looks great in both a tux or in sailing foulies. Someone who is adventurous, has an enormous appetite for living. Someone I can turn the helm over to so I can get a few hours of sleep, who works well as a team, is a competent sailor, has complementary skills to mine, and of course last but certainly not least is well endowed and good in bed.....

Hmmmmm, anything sounding familiar?

PS Yes, such men do exist. I'm lucky enough to have found one

good for you!
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where did you find him?
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Re: "What make the perfect boat woman...perfect"

ok so y'alls have made your female seeking desires public... but what i wanna know is what you guys think is the perfect man for us ladies on the water who are finding acceptable male company more and more difficult as decent males are most rare on water. or anywhere, for that matter..hahahahaha......
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ok so y'alls have made your female seeking desires public... but what i wanna know is what you guys think is the perfect man for us ladies on the water who are finding acceptable male company more and more difficult as decent males are most rare on water. or anywhere, for that matter..hahahahaha......
Ummm, I'm guy and the best advice to finding a perfect, decent, trustworthy fellow is; stick with your cat.

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Ummm, I'm guy and the best advice to finding a perfect, decent, trustworthy fellow is; stick with your cat.

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hahahaha yeah he does not have to say he can sail...he does sail.....

was just trying to see what it is that you guys think you have that we ladies would become attracted to for some reason..... ye gotta have something to offer miss awesome, no??
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.................... ... ye gotta have something to offer miss awesome, no??
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