visiting the mistress
The sun is out, it is getting warmer, and spring is around the corner. This makes a man's thoughts turn to visiting his mistress and I'm starting to get the urge. I haven't seen her since the day after Thanksgiving and I wonder how she has done over the cold snowy winter without her man around. I foresight some appropriate whole body caressing coming up. It's a lot of work, but it is in a man's nature and we just can not help ourselves to rise to the challenge.
stop blowing smoke up my rear, blow it at the sails instead