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Old 11-03-2014, 12:40   #1
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visiting the mistress

The sun is out, it is getting warmer, and spring is around the corner. This makes a man's thoughts turn to visiting his mistress and I'm starting to get the urge. I haven't seen her since the day after Thanksgiving and I wonder how she has done over the cold snowy winter without her man around. I foresight some appropriate whole body caressing coming up. It's a lot of work, but it is in a man's nature and we just can not help ourselves to rise to the challenge.
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Old 11-03-2014, 12:50   #2
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Re: visiting the mistress

Need to polish the hull eh?
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Old 31-03-2014, 05:30   #3
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Finally went and saw her. Was glad to see she had been doing fine without me. Seems the old girl knows how to work a street corner without getting anything nasty inside or even becoming smelly. Just a little dirty looking on the outside.
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Old 31-03-2014, 06:03   #4
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Re: visiting the mistress

Same directive this week...

I'm smitten....
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Re: visiting the mistress

Went to see my "new to me" mistress this last weekend. The snow is finally gone but the field that I would have to turn her around in to get her out of the barn was soggy. Besides the marina is still frozen up, but it would still be nice to bring her home so she could meet me in the driveway every day. Hoping for some dry weather in the next 2 weeks.
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