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Old 19-02-2015, 19:33   #121
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Re: Titles we really want to see in CF

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Old 19-02-2015, 20:22   #122
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Old 20-02-2015, 02:57   #123
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How do I see where I am going at night...my yacht doesn't have headlights.
HA!
This cracks me up... There's a trend of lake patio/pontoon boats in my area doing this very thing.. Spotlights mounted on the outboard forward corners and under way... First time we saw one in the dark coming in... .

Girl "What the heck is that?"
Me "Not sure, but looks like a '63 Buick"

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I found a great place to anchor down here in FL, right in front of a huge mansion where the owner plays music for us every night! He set up a huge mooring field in front of his beachfront property, lots of boats here already! He even has a beautifully manicured lawn for our dogs to play and poop on!
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Old 20-02-2015, 06:23   #124
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And the funniest Title in the last 24 hours goes to:

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This thread is good for a giggle to an outright gaffaw...
It was embarrassing yesterday at work. People though I was taking my own anesthetics....
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Old 20-02-2015, 13:05   #125
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This thread is good for a giggle to an outright gaffaw...
It was embarrassing yesterday at work. People though I was taking my own anesthetics....
Oh my goodness - you work!?
Given your ever-presentness around here, I just assumed this was your work.
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Old 20-02-2015, 13:38   #126
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Old 20-02-2015, 14:14   #127
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"I like to hunt, is it Ok to have a semi auto 50 cal on my boat?"
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"I like Hunters - will I need a semi auto 50 cal on my boat?"

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Old 20-02-2015, 15:46   #129
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I used to be a sniper- can I go next to Somalia safely? What if I just travel at night?
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Old 21-02-2015, 11:40   #130
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How do I swap over to lithium batteries over night?


Which end should the head go on my home build?


What will I need to change on my house boat so I can go blue water cruising?


I live in Oodnadatta (Aust) should I build a mono or catamaran in my backyard?


If I home build a tri and don't like it, can I just to one or both the hulls off to see if it makes it any better?


I've just bought a motorhome that doubles as a house boat, what licence do I need to take it sailing?


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Old 21-02-2015, 11:54   #131
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How do I get the silent treatment? I bought a power boat so I wouldn't hear any more.
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Old 21-02-2015, 12:07   #132
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Is my boat fit for blue water...? it won the Henley on Todd Regatta in '03

Is it just me that keeps reading 'titles' in this thread as...'titles'??
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I have a hole in my boat. If I make another will it drain it?
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I have a hole in my boat. If I make another will it drain it?
YES, but be sure to make the second hole lower than the first one!
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