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Old 18-02-2015, 12:10   #16
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Re: Titles we really want to see in CF

" Aussie fella just bought a boat on eBay, wants to go home, advice needed "
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Old 18-02-2015, 12:11   #17
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I'm planning to circumnavigate the world solely by radio direction finding ELF signals

Why are catamarans so expensive yet trimarans are so cheap?

New boat builder named Hot Rod is selling plans and DIY hull kits...
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Large CF member gathering turns into a huge bloody brawl over anchors and composting heads. Many cardigans and boat shoes tragically destroyed in melee. Updates to follow.
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Old 18-02-2015, 12:26   #19
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"Re: Titles we really want to see in CF"

Heck yeah, post them here!

Oh, wait a minute..... The word is "titles", sorry my mistake.

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Old 18-02-2015, 12:28   #20
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My wife just "disappeared." Are the Maldives a good place to live? Need an answer, quick!!
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Does this outfit make my boobs look too big?
I think this subject needs an entire forum!
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Old 18-02-2015, 12:34   #22
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I'm beginning to suspect my GF is with me only for my boat...

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Those forums do exist, but I think my wife would be mad if she caught me perusing them so I'm stuck here with you all
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Old 18-02-2015, 12:44   #24
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Do these cushions make my boat look cheap?

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My GF is convinced that this bikini makes her look fat. What do you think?

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Yes, but if we had one here, you could honestly tell her you're on CF...
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Crew Wanted: Female bikini model and chef de cuisine with 200-ton license looking for middle-aged man with squarerig experience to help me sail cargo of Pilsner to Tahiti.
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Old 18-02-2015, 12:54   #28
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OK I give up- what is Plexus Love?
Plexus love is what happens when someone replaces the contents of your tube of KY with Plexus.
Sorry, but that's the image my sick brain came up with when I read it the first time.
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My GF is convinced that this bikini makes her look fat. What do you think?

Her abs remind me of a ninja turtle action figure.
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Re: Titles we really want to see in CF

In an emergency, can you replace KY with warm epoxy?
I know where this thread is going folks....right in the holding tank!

BTW-DO NOT TRY THAT AT HOME!
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