Titles we really want to see in CF

[rgscpat]

Based on innovation and market success, was Roger MacGregor the greatest yacht designer of our generation?

[barnakiel]

Dusseldorf: Floating Shithouse Looks Attract Crowds to Baboon Stand.

EPIRB, Liferaft and iPhone - Cruising Must Haves.

We Are Retiring in 5 to 7 years - Which sub USD 1 Mio Cat is Best Value?

Any Other Cats Owners Here?

I Have just Killed our Neighbours' Pet. (posted in Cats category).

Etc.

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[ontherocks83]

Maine Lobstermen - Business men or mafia?

How to accidentally on purpose snag a Maine lobster trap and then cut the line with out getting shot by a Maine lobster man?

[a64pilot]

Originally Posted by weavis

I just bought a sailboat. Where is the emergency brake?

It's that hookey looking thing on the front with a chain on it

[Thomashay]

Will my boat go faster if I change over the speedometer to show MPH instead of Knots?

[Adelie]

Originally Posted by Thomashay

Will my boat go faster if I change over the speedometer to show MPH instead of Knots?

No but it will if you set it to read kilometers per hour.


Adelie

[snort]

Launching a Boat. What Am I Doing Wrong?

[s/v Beth]

Originally Posted by rgscpat

More people have trouble with unexpectedly finding islands, reefs, and shoals. Is this evidence for global cooling or natural selection? Or evidence that these sailors * should have bought a hovercraft?

I'll tell you the answer rgscpat if you sell all those boats and just buy one cruiser

[s/v Beth]

Originally Posted by snort

Launching a Boat. What Am I Doing Wrong?

You have to wait till the water is on the other side of the bay..

[a64pilot]

I bought a set of water ski's, where is the nearest downhill lake?

[El Pinguino]

Originally Posted by a64pilot

I bought a set of water ski's, where is the nearest downhill lake?

Niagara.

[senormechanico]

Originally Posted by s/v Beth

You have to wait till the water is on the other side of the bay..

Nah, you just have to wait for the tide to come up a little bit more.

[sailorboy1]

What's the problem with global warming? What you call flooding I call a larger anchorage.

[s/v Beth]

Shootout at CF get together. One dog and main sheet damaged by flare gun duel argument over global warming. Fortunately both had been drinking at anchor.

[sailorboy1]

What is the best sauce for BBQ dog? Does beer or wine go best with dog so I can start the brew in a bucket to be really?