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Old 23-02-2015, 03:30   #166
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Re: Titles we really want to see in CF

Over ordered Cement for the new house. 100 bags left. Can I build a boat?
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Old 23-02-2015, 09:07   #167
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Wow, I just got a new boat!

It has a kitchen, two bedrooms, a bathroom, a living room and many windows.

What kind of boat do I have?
A Hunter
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Old 23-02-2015, 09:29   #168
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Re: Titles we really want to see in CF

Is it possible to live aboard a boat with no money (no income)?



This one actually showed up.
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Old 23-02-2015, 10:42   #169
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Re: Titles we really want to see in CF

With reality stranger than fiction, Senor Steve wins the day's prize. Yes, he is actually asking how to be a bum.
In the meantime...
What should I do to my 22 ft Pop up Catalina to show that I am a world famous rock star?
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Old 24-02-2015, 11:49   #170
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Re: Titles we really want to see in CF

Why Can't C.F. Members ever spell Thread names rihgt?
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Old 24-02-2015, 11:55   #171
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Re: Titles we really want to see in CF

I'm Planning on Crossing the Atlantic in September/October, do you think there will be enough wind?
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Wow, I just got a new boat!

It has a kitchen, two bedrooms, a bathroom, a living room and many windows.

What kind of boat do I have?
That's easy.... it's a Buccaneer or a Hunter!
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Old 24-02-2015, 16:34   #173
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"Funn Luving Captun seeks Dispurate Housewuf for Advunlture"

You guys can't even see "Titles" without thinking of sex!

No, thats not me!
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Old 24-02-2015, 18:38   #174
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You guys can't even see "Titles" without thinking of sex!

No, thats not me!
The only really scary part is the housewoof.
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Old 24-02-2015, 18:57   #175
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For sale: Biodegradable Anchor, non-polluting after loss. Make offer.
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Does a pontoon boat qualify as a catamaran?
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Are the oceans' waters at sea level?
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Why do big ships keep honking at me?
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Re: Titles we really want to see in CF

I'm saving up to sail around the world in 20 years. Is a MacGregor 26 big enough for crossing the Atlantic? I read where some guy did it in a bathtub. Would two outboards be better than one?

Why do the French put hatches in the bottom of their boats? What are they not telling us?

Is it okay to board my neighbors boat to be sure he's keeping his guns locked in his liquor cabinet like he promised us?

Installing a new swim ladder, do you measure the length from the deck to the water at high tide or low tide?
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Why do the EU boats put their hatches on backwards? Is it so the marine industry can make money turning them back around after purchase?
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