Experts and Seagulls

[captain58sailin]

Well either their stomachs or mouths could be considered buckets.

[noelex 77]

A thought to consider.

[captain58sailin]

New vessel security measure, ATTACK GULLS!

[captain58sailin]

Attach seagulls, armed with M-60 machine guns and ronca anchors, on multihulls.

[goat]

Originally Posted by sabray

With almost 30 different seagull types in North America no way could I make a comparison between generic seagull or an expert. Take the ivory gull and compare it too say Bonaparte gull. No way are you kidding and now your jumping species to human expert compared to a seagull with no indication of variety. If I were doing this poll I would explain what type of expert and exact species of gull. Jeez

How 'bout experts on seagulls?

[Kenomac]

Wouldn't it be nice if somehow the seagulls could be genetically re-engineered to only crap on the "little bit of sunshine" belonging to the experts?

[David_Old_Jersey]

An internet expert is someone "you" disagree with (or who simply annoys you!), and you either:

a) cannot be bothered to disagree with.
b) regret bothering to disagree with!
c) don't understand the point they were actually making.
d) don't know enough to disagree with - even if have nagging doubts!

Seagulls on the other hand are flying rats who live simply to eat, poop and squawk.....and can't use the internet. yet .

[zeehag]

when seagulls can us interwebs, they will whine about my gato killing em....

[Lucky Larry]

In some ways they are quite similar. They are both harder to get rid of if you feed them even once.

However I have found the droppings of experts to be usefull at times, but not so for the seagull droppings.

If an expert drops on a seagull they don't even notice. But if a seagull drops on an expert it can be quite amusing, even downright funny.

I haven't found a way to add seagulls to my ignore list yet, and some people get upset if you start shooting them.

In most parts of the world, shooting an expert will get you in more trouble than shooting a seagull.

So I voted for seagulls as being more annoying.

[capngeo]

Seegulz typ terrrbl..... Just like some of the "Experts"

[VirtualVagabond]

Well Don, you've done it again.

Just going to make myself another coffee while I ponder this issue.
All I know so far is that they are both full of crap.... that never seems to run out

Vic

[Dockbound2long]

It is considered good luck in Nova Scotia to have a seagull poop on you. Not so much in Maine.

[Anchors Away]

They are also similar in that then tend to fly in, crap all over everything, then fly right back out.

[sailorchic34]

What about Turtles?

[tropicalescape]

Originally Posted by sailorchic34

What about Turtles?

Turtels? turtle experts?