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Old 06-08-2013, 09:37   #16
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Uh boatman...that would be Catonese food:-)
Hey... you know the restaurant...
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Old 06-08-2013, 09:43   #17
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Old 06-08-2013, 09:45   #18
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Tie them together with dental floss and make a storm jib.
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Old 06-08-2013, 09:51   #19
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Re: 50 uses for feral cats!

In real Life;

Morning alarm clock or hey my food dish needs filling. Generally including a paw to the face... hey you awake yet, tap tap meow....Catclock

Cat sleeping on your head. Cat in a hat.
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Throw one off the bow and time how long it takes to be at the stern....... Catalog
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Depth Sounder - Dead Cat Bounce
Monkeys Fist - As Above
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Re: 50 Uses for Feral Cats!

Having the cat lick your hair because its raining and your lying face down in the cockpit.: dissicant.
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26 : the process of placing a cat on the bottom and having it claw off a sample of the dirt and seaweed etc used to be called "taking a cat sound". Recently the name has just been shortened to "meow mix".
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Re: 50 Uses for Feral Cats!

Cat as pit bull bait: category

Dead cats sticking together: catalysis



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In low lying fog, hoist it up the mast and wait for it to meow if it sees a ship.

It's called a Catscan.........
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If you superglue one spread eagled on the inside of a window - can rename your boat Garfield and people will thinks it's cute.
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Use to check for stray current-Cat-hode
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Use to check for stray current-Cat-hode
But in order to get a measurement you have to touch your bottom to the other side, the ano(de).
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Get a feral cat to hiss at other cats as a way of relieving stress and emotions in your own life:
Kat-thar- hiss.
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If you stick one in the blender and offer it with Gin, you have a Catatonic.
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