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Old 08-02-2014, 13:18   #181
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It does apply to me - I get me bum slapped as much as others. sometimes more ......me just not so big on the turning the other cheek stuff - and I don't even have a gun . or ever needed one .


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I think we are on page 9 - that ship longgggg since sailed .
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Old 08-02-2014, 13:20   #182
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When I manage to get the biased bs cleaned from my life is perception
glasses I will attempt to properly retort. Some follow civil and moral principles,
others follow the babbling of their own, my mind is mightier than anything,
delusions.

I guess when one is a long time many posts contributor the "be nice" rule
doesn't apply ?

And what did the OP ask ?
In another 5 years you will have advanced in the "pecking order" and then and only then will you be able to do the same,now get down there and give me 20...
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It does apply to me - I get me bum slapped as much as others. sometimes more .....
And he loves it, especially from Saucy.

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When I manage to get the biased bs cleaned from my life is perception
glasses I will attempt to properly retort. Some follow civil and moral principles,
others follow the babbling of their own, my mind is mightier than anything,
delusions.

I guess when one is a long time many posts contributor the "be nice" rule
doesn't apply ?
I may have been wrong in my thoughts earlier, you just might be catching on

After all David is going get his bun slapped because of you, so that a new friend made for you!
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Old 08-02-2014, 13:40   #185
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When I manage to get the biased bs cleaned from my life is perception
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others follow the babbling of their own, my mind is mightier than anything,
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Hope he is no Sith, we do!
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When you try to jump forward of Jedis in the "pecking order" you do it at wrap speed,when you do it at warp speed, Jedi princesses get angry,when Jedi princesses get angry, they stop Jedis from going on CF..Dont try to jump in line of the "pecking order" on CF...
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When you try to jump forward of Jedis in the "pecking order" you do it at wrap speed,when you do it at warp speed, Jedi princesses get angry,when Jedi princesses get angry, they stop Jedis from going on CF..Dont try to jump in line of the "pecking order" on CF...
uh oh….
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seems to me you jokesters failed to help those souls out here getting murdered and killeded....

leave a sack of gahhngiaahh out in cockpit with a water pipe. when you hear the bubbling stop, then head out with candy. helper comes from forward decks somewhere.
gently lift and push them into their boats if not conscious. if conscious offer to meet on beach for dinner. they leave..you sail out. all supplies are with intruders.
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seems to me you jokesters failed to help those souls out here getting murdered and killeded....

leave a sack of gahhngiaahh out in cockpit with a water pipe. when you hear the bubbling stop, then head out with candy. helper comes from forward decks somewhere.
gently lift and push them into their boats if not conscious. if conscious offer to meet on beach for dinner. they leave..you sail out. all supplies are with intruders.
You want that I give them the best bottom leaf, a pipe and the candy!! What are you thinking? I have an idea, lets give them the CAT! Yea what about that?..
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naaaw ye save the GOOD stuff by giving em not the good stuff. and ye know all those useless tourist pipes ye bought and forgot to ditch......
cheez..i gotta teach ye evertin or what....
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naaaw ye save the GOOD stuff by giving em not the good stuff. and ye know all those useless tourist pipes ye bought and forgot to ditch......
cheez..i gotta teach ye evertin or what....
How to avoid being killed: Never smoke from a "useless tourist pipe"!
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So, looks like folks are gonna need a light sabre onboard is it legal? (outside the USA ).....and can I avoid VAT on it in the EU .
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naaaw ye save the GOOD stuff by giving em not the good stuff. and ye know all those useless tourist pipes ye bought and forgot to ditch......
cheez..i gotta teach ye evertin or what....
By the way missy,how is Bubba these days? Do the changes in lattitude effect him in anyway? How to avoid being killed: throw the cat in their face while you show them the bottom of your Zorras..
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wouldnt have to throw his heavy self....he will attack. is he is gooood guard cat.
as for my feet.... have very stout wood louis ville slugger with heavy gaff firmly attached well within reach and i am practiced already.
besides i am very L O U D.
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