A pirate was talking to a landlubber in a bar.
The landlubber noticed that the pirate had a peg leg, a hook in place of on hand, and an eye patch. Curious, he asked the pirate how he lost
The pirate responded, "I lost
me leg in a battle off the coast of Jamaica!"
Still curious, the landlubber then asked, "Did you lose your hand at the same time?"
"No", he answered, "I lost it to the sharks off Key West
Finally, the landlubber asked, "How did you lose your eye?"
"I was sleeping on the beach, when a seagull flew over and crapped right in me eye."
The landlubber asked, "how could a little seagull crap cost you your eye?"
The pirate snapped, "It was the day after I got me hook!"