A holiday party conversation overheard:
Woman 1: "My husband bought me this new diamond bracelet. Isn't it beautiful! So, what did your husband get you?" (Smug smirk)
Woman 2: "My darling husband got me what I really wanted, a new anchor for our
boat." (Satisfied smile)
Woman 1: "He bought you an.....anchor?" (Disapproving Disbelief, rolls eyes)
Woman 2: "Yes, but it is not just ANY anchor. He bought me a Spade!" (smile)
Woman 3: (nodding with knowing smile to woman 2) "Your husband is so smart and you are so lucky!"
Woman 2: "I know. But in this case I picked it out!" (Amused smile)
Woman 3: "Then he is a genius!" (Nods approval)