What I wish existed: Composting head with direct overboard option!

[filmbuff]

Title pretty much says it, why isn't there a composting head option with DO?

a Composting head really just needs a storage tank and a seat (and hopefully a slide hatch to keep smell in). Why not add a second slide that moves a wider funnel forward under the hole; then you could hook a manual DO pump to the funnel.

I gives you DO for when offshore and composting while in port; no tank or pump out fees, but also no worrying about stocking compost mediums and bucket dumping while passagemaking...

Just a thought.

[senormechanico]

Shouldn't this be in the joke thread?