Think any of the composting offerings discussed here would fit Polly's Ladies Room? A replacement for my boats' "ladies' best friend" is way down the list, but still something I've thought of for harbour-friendly reasons.
It's like this (from another VV, but identical size):
(Oh no... can't help myself... must resist... nnnnngh... can't!)
"Well, our
toilet went crazy yesterday afternoon
The plumber he says, Never flush a tampoon
This great information cost me half a weeks pay
And the
toilet blew up later on the next daaaayayaaay..."
- F. Zappa / "Flakes" from "Sheik Yerbouti".
Excuzez moi. I'll go now.