One time I was visiting a marina in my hometown checking out all the sailboats, and making mental notes of things I was going to look for in a new boat once I retire. I'm staring hardcore at this guys boat, and all of a sudden, he pops up from under the deck
, and says, "HEY, captain! Can I help you?"
He startled me so badly that I jump, fell off the dock
. I just popped up from under the water
with this look like, "Help, I've fallen and I can't get up
. Ha. Old man just laughed and laughed. We're now great buddies...and he helped me pick out a boat.