US woman rescued at sea sues phone firm.

[boatman61]

I've heard tell 'Withdrawal' is worse than most folk imagine...

[atoll]

Originally Posted by boatman61

I've heard tell 'Withdrawal' is worse than most folk imagine...

i get that when i miss an episode of "The Khardashians"...........not

[crazyoldboatguy]

boom boom de boom boom de boom boom - ramalama ding dong boom boom de boom

I hear the rhythm method works better than withdrawal.

[SaltyMonkey]

guns or anchors or phonze…pick a poison

[micah719]

If you caught a gay republican stealing your CQR knockoff off the end of the polypropolene rode (suitably buoyed, of course) you put out at 567:1 scope Bahamian moor during the spring equinox in the Bikini Atoll lagoon, is it best to shoot them with a homemade speargun, an AR15, or a plastic flaregun modified to 12 gauge? Discuss...

[SimonV]

This is just getting a little bit silly. ...but I LIKE IT!!!

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[SaltyMonkey]

Originally Posted by micah719

If you caught a gay republican stealing your CQR knockoff off the end of the polypropolene rode (suitably buoyed, of course) you put out at 567:1 scope Bahamian moor during the spring equinox in the Bikini Atoll lagoon, is it best to shoot them with a homemade speargun, an AR15, or a plastic flaregun modified to 12 gauge? Discuss...

How many coconut trees are in the vicinity? This is a trick question btw.

[DoubleWhisky]

Originally Posted by letsgetsailing3

This seems like a reasonable enough topic to discuss on a cruiser's forum.

For the fans of turpitude, may be...

[DoubleWhisky]

Originally Posted by micah719

If you caught a gay republican stealing your CQR knockoff off the end of the polypropolene rode (suitably buoyed, of course) you put out at 567:1 scope Bahamian moor during the spring equinox in the Bikini Atoll lagoon, is it best to shoot them with a homemade speargun, an AR15, or a plastic flaregun modified to 12 gauge? Discuss...

It is unanswerable question, as You did not included information regarding ethnicity of said gay republican....

[Matt sachs]

A thread about nothing.....not that there is anything wrong with it!

[atoll]

sounds like Monkey Bussiness to me,now if their were bannanas involved it would be a different story

[micah719]

47, but 53 of those have absorbed too much fallout from the atom bomb tests (no, not the gasoline yacht engine, the uranium political thunderbird signal). It would have been worse, but some hippies got shipwrecked there and mistakenly mated with some escaped biowarfare test chimps, and the two-headed (flush, not holding tank, sadly) offspring have been busily uprooting the said mutated nut palms and selling them to cruisers for their cockpit gardens. They're pretty stunted but that at least clears the boom, and the bonus glow-in-the-dark feature is a boon for night passages. I won't mention what the weird coconut milk does to cruiser's passages day and night, it's awful.

[DoubleWhisky]

Originally Posted by atoll

sounds like Monkey Bussiness to me,now if their were bannanas involved it would be a different story

All bananas disappeared. Salty is suspected by association...

[su2014]

Originally Posted by micah719

If you caught a gay republican stealing your CQR knockoff off the end of the polypropolene rode (suitably buoyed, of course) you put out at 567:1 scope Bahamian moor during the spring equinox in the Bikini Atoll lagoon, is it best to shoot them with a homemade speargun, an AR15, or a plastic flaregun modified to 12 gauge? Discuss...

do not and i retype "DO NOT" put regular 12 gauge shells in a plastic flare gun and fire it because it will explode in your hand. The old steel ones will handle the pressure but the new plastic ones will not.

[colemj]

Originally Posted by sugarbaby-dot-c

do not and i retype "DO NOT" put regular 12 gauge shells in a plastic flare gun and fire it because it will explode in your hand. The old steel ones will handle the pressure but the new plastic ones will not.

Still sounds safer than a sat phone…

Mark